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THAT WORD - I do not think it means what you think it means


TAGS: inigo montoya word think means princess bride mandy patinkin
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by DScottHewitt

Claire - December 13, 2009, 6:24 pm
I always make good points lol. I thought I had confused Inigo's lines or something.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 6:01 pm
Claire makes a good point.
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:53 pm
OHHH inconceivable. Then you shoulda had a picture of the other guy. Don't confuse me like that.
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:29 pm
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
d*** you GS!...You killed my father! Prepare to die!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Inconceivable!
GreyScorpion - December 13, 2009, 5:20 pm
Inconceivable
Claire - December 13, 2009, 5:16 pm
What word? Inigo Montoya?


HUGS -


TAGS: cats toys love animals hammy
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

falloutghoul - January 31, 2012, 6:49 pm
I find this adorable.
Hawamleh - March 10, 2011, 4:30 pm
Thanks man, but believe me votes don't matter, neither do top ratings, comments like these do however. I thank you, and I hope that I will always be able to make posters that will please you, oh and check my profile,I think there might be more of the same
Poopalicious76 - March 10, 2011, 12:07 am
Cool, no offense to you guys directly, they just get a little boring, other sites are pretty d*** good, though I really hate to say this but I must, you really need to dedicate a site strictly for Charlie Sheen Posters only...
rerun - March 9, 2011, 11:54 pm

you should check out the other motisites. Lots of good stuff out there that don't center around n**** chicks. social facepalm is pretty d*** funny, however all of them are good
Poopalicious76 - March 9, 2011, 11:47 pm
Yay! Finally a good poster got top ratings and didn't have a n**** chick with big ***bs along with some useless babble about poetic crap in the universe! Kudos to you! I heart baby kittehs!
maddness17 - March 7, 2011, 2:20 pm
NICE 5ls rite there this actually made me go into my attic and find my old teddy bear :D
Krissie - March 6, 2011, 7:52 pm
5L from me. One of my faves on motifake.com :)
Hawamleh - March 6, 2011, 3:19 pm
Thank you.
Derek - March 6, 2011, 3:05 pm
Possibly your best so far.
rerun - March 5, 2011, 9:03 pm

outstanding
voodoo3535 - March 5, 2011, 8:26 pm
Epic. 5s.


HELLO - My name is Inigo Montoya You killed my father Prepare to die




THE FRENCH ARMY - Even their toys lose


TAGS: toy soldier french lose
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by chase3597

twill1962 - January 5, 2013, 12:10 pm
C'est magnifique! Je vous donne cinq lions!
forseti - June 21, 2011, 4:23 pm
funny as 'ell! cinq lions


OPTIMUS PRIME & OPTIMUS PRIME -




STAR WARS TOYS -


TAGS: star wars toys
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by ronsart

Courtright - September 14, 2009, 11:52 am
I've actually seen that figure... along with "the force" figure and the "dead ewok" figure
BuZZbomb - January 4, 2009, 1:54 am
WOW! This one is even more rare than the Boba Fett with the firing missle pack!


DUCK TAPE - Now available in the babies area of your favorite favorite store!!




CHILDISH NATURE -


TAGS: toys women men boys play
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

NickDahlmier - May 29, 2016, 5:02 pm
All are fun until you break some part of them... Then you'll be amazed & frustrated by the pain & expense of the repair involved.
Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 2:43 pm
A lot of the times the horse-rocker, pogo stick, and atv will outlast the woman =/ lol. 5 Panthera leo's


THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP - is soldiers in your cup.


TAGS: toy soldiers cup
Rating: 4.47/5

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Oldsod - March 7, 2015, 6:14 pm
Oh, my...I love a good pun. I'd give it 50L, if I could.
Isobar - October 21, 2012, 7:29 pm
I thought that's what the commercial said, too - until I changed the batteries in my hearing aid!
Bolverk3778 - October 5, 2012, 6:37 am
And Worst part of Waking up is finding the dead mouse in your slipper, courtesy of the house cat, which you have just squashed flat by standing on it!!


RIFLES - The new generation of toys.


TAGS: hello kitty assault rifle gun shoot pew bullets hurt harm lol funny cat new generation of toys the
Rating: 2.41/5

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Octopus_Soup - July 26, 2009, 1:00 pm
Epic win.


BUZZ LIGHTYEAR - To infinity...and beyond!


TAGS: bike fail toy story buzz fly
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Ekder

NickDahlmier - March 16, 2017, 10:44 am
"Wait... Where's my bike?"
Ekder - July 14, 2010, 11:50 am
It's my first one, thank you!
Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 11:43 am
Nice!


WHAT A SEXY TERCEL! - said no woman ever


TAGS: toyota tercel
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by vilnius

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 23, 2014, 12:20 pm
Nice! Automatic 5L for that comment! Lol!
gegueure - June 28, 2012, 11:13 am
It's also possible that he drives it because he loves it (see the TercelOnline forum). Notice the gray corner lights, that's not stock, it's either aftermarket, custom, or JDM. these thing can get fast and agile for cheap...
RonE - June 21, 2012, 3:55 am
It's more likely that he is driving the Tercel because he is broke and cannot afford anything else. : )
CloudchaserS - June 21, 2012, 12:27 am
It's possible that a guy is driving a Tercel because he doesn't feel the need to compensate
Reality Lord - June 20, 2012, 6:57 am

lol...so true


RUBBER DUCKIES - They're not just for bath time anymore




ERECTOR SET - The toy that lets both young and old give life to their imagination.


TAGS: erector set toys everyone imagination
Rating: 4.46/5

More motifakes by coolfocus

dragonrider33 - February 1, 2014, 3:15 pm
Actually looks more like Lincoln Logs and and Erector Set.


TOYOTA - Just like the vehicles, the jokes are not stopping.


TAGS: toyota bet that cash for clunkers seemed like a good idea now ja****ses
Rating: 3.8/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

Derek - March 11, 2010, 1:11 am
Looks like you found a solution there though
ICEMAN - March 10, 2010, 10:58 pm
Truth


NAME TAGS - Let other people know what you're all about




BUZZ LIGHTYEAR -




TOYOTA - Moving forward...unintentionally.


TAGS: toyota
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by turbojett

Treehodger - February 25, 2010, 5:09 pm
Lowblow. Ouch! Lol.


SPECIALMAN - The generic SuperHero! Faster than something that's really fast! Leaps tall things with relative ease! Not a flying toy!


TAGS: specialman not a flying toy
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Grim R@per

spacedog - January 13, 2010, 7:21 pm
Nice work Grim R@per.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 3:59 pm
5! Great one, though...you kinda took the highroad...
GreyScorpion - January 13, 2010, 11:17 am
Complete with with Kung Fu grip and,.. and,.. and Friday night SpecialMan girlfriend!!


CAT TOYS - Oh Dear!




TOYOTA - Moving forward


TAGS: toyota fail
Rating: 4/5

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BoneCD - March 9, 2010, 3:59 pm
5 they got the problem fixed Poodles...My brother is an engineer for Toyota, no wonder we don't talk...


PRETTY PISSED OFF - were the words of the woman who thought she had won a brand new Toyota!


TAGS: space yoda toy mom piss off **** twats
Rating: 2.18/5

More motifakes by leeebling

SoUnconventional - August 28, 2011, 10:41 pm
But look at the nice vib***** it comes with!
LD0ne - March 16, 2010, 2:02 pm
lol she's probably not pissed off anymore with all the issues toyota has had
Faceplant31 - December 11, 2009, 4:59 pm
if im not mistaken this was a chick that worked at a Hooters.
Derek - December 11, 2009, 4:45 pm
She looks like someone who can't take a joke. Perfect :-)


THE BATERANG - Brought to you by Blammo




RECALL! - Toyota is now recalling 241,000 vehicles. They may cause unintended sinkholes.




SANTA FLAWS -


TAGS: christmas xmas toys dad deadbeat
Rating: 4.86/5

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crankyhead - December 25, 2010, 10:12 pm
What's that smell / it's Taco Bell / Aggy's back to play / Oh what fun it is to ride / In a borrowed Chevrolet =)
tellitlikeitis - December 25, 2010, 12:58 pm
Sad, but true for some Daddies.
rerun - December 25, 2010, 12:26 pm

destined to become a traditional favorite


MEN AND BOYS -


TAGS: toys motorcycle
Rating: 3.09/5

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spacedog - December 5, 2009, 8:29 pm
Keep the shiny side up.


MR. POTATO HEAD - He won't be appearing in the next Toy Story




NASCAR - Whether it's a race or a wreck, let's drink and set stuff on fire!




STUFFED ANIMALS -


TAGS: stuffed animals king kong toys
Rating: 3.42/5

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RON - March 27, 2009, 4:30 pm
Thank You Mr. Airman...very nice for u to say...That makes 2 of us now...lol...now get back to work...lol
Airman - March 27, 2009, 3:38 pm
This is really a cool poster


PRESIDENT OF TOYOTA - 8 Million Recalled Vehicles! Yeah, You're Royally Screwed!


TAGS: toyota fri***x
Rating: 1.91/5

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ICEMAN - February 24, 2010, 11:50 pm
Congress has no business getting into this. There are more important things. Bastiches.
Treehodger - February 24, 2010, 11:13 pm
Ooooh, the comments I have. But each and every one of them would probably get me banned. Still, I love the poster.


BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED -


TAGS: toys calendar develop young minds
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Greeny

spacedog - July 20, 2012, 2:23 pm
HAHA! This is great Greeny. 5L
pickleviper - July 20, 2012, 12:16 pm
yous not makes fun star wars best moovies evah goerge lucas is god grrrr me so angry rite now


TOY STORY CHRONICLES - EVERY TIME you leave their sight! EVERY TIME....




TOYOTA - We stand behind every Toyota sold,(We're too afraid to stand in front of them.)


TAGS: toyota
Rating: 3.42/5

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union - March 16, 2010, 5:03 pm
It's ok, the sheep will keep buying and believing.


WANT MORE ANDY ROONEY - With Those Eyebrows?




BREAK THE MOLD -


TAGS: noob day toy soldiers
Rating: 4.89/5

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GreyScorpion - August 10, 2010, 7:07 pm
solid gold 5L


ADVISE LABELS -




LEAD TOYS - Dora the Explorer is secretly killing you.


TAGS: toy dora lead kill
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by Ghost

Woodywood03a - November 1, 2010, 12:15 pm
LOL
phydeaux - November 12, 2009, 12:44 pm
WHen my child was at that age...Dora killed a bit of my soul every d*** day...


BATH TIME... - Just make sure I have my rubber duckie!


TAGS: toys
Rating: 3.31/5

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SHAVED BABY - Cause nobody wants hair in their food




SAW TOYS -




war criminals -


TAGS: war criminal mniature toy play
Rating: 2.06/5

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MeanGene - December 18, 2008, 4:56 am
Who wants a mustache ride? I vant one! I vant one!


we never grow up -




diference -




aforethought -




Princess Bride -




I SAID PS4 BIATCH! -




Give Your Daughter the Best -


TAGS: barbie skank daughters children s toys
Rating: 4.78/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 13, 2013, 12:14 pm
Thanks, ug. I personally would NEVER let my daughter EVER play with a Barbie for this reason amongst others.
ughomer - August 13, 2013, 5:05 am
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha. Gud 1 Crotch!


Her mother asked her not to cry at night -


TAGS: grave toys
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by theoneyouwerewarnedabout

maoworks2 - March 16, 2014, 7:21 am
Now That's Really Sad .
theoneyouwerewarnedabout - March 16, 2014, 5:59 am
next time it'll be better
theoneyouwerewarnedabout - March 16, 2014, 5:56 am
will try, thanks
Sho - March 15, 2014, 11:16 pm
nice twist of the original story. But try keeping the title short next time. 5L
Greeny - March 15, 2014, 10:35 pm
Exactly
Reality Lord - March 15, 2014, 9:58 pm

nice. this would have worked well with a different font type. thinhk about re-working it and submit to theshivers.net ...our creepy sister site
Greeny - March 15, 2014, 9:01 pm
N1 - 4L


Dalai Lama -


TAGS: toyota wagon
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by ughomer

GaryO - April 19, 2013, 10:27 am
Because there’s more than one Hammy in the world, and not everyone can afford a goat.
Krickit - April 19, 2013, 10:22 am
Delivers anywhere anytime??? What possible lama related emergency could you have?
Swampfox - April 19, 2013, 1:21 am
What demographic is he serving?


GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN -


TAGS: toys
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

koloheiole - January 8, 2013, 10:47 pm
LOG! LOG! It's big it's heavy it's wood!! LOG! LOG! better than bad, it's good!
CloudchaserS - January 6, 2013, 11:52 pm
What rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs, rolls over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack and fits on your back? It's Log, Log, Log!
MissPriss - January 6, 2013, 11:16 pm
Well thank you Oiler! It makes my day when I know I have given someone else a chuckle or two...mission accomplished teehee.
MissPriss - January 6, 2013, 11:13 pm
A spring a spring...a marvelous thing...everyone knows it's Slinky! It's Slinky it's Slinky for fun it's a wonderful toy! It's Slinky it's Slinky...it's fun for a girl or a boy... just so you didn't have to keep muttering Slinky over and over again. :)
MissPriss - January 6, 2013, 11:08 pm
a?nd plugs up your bowels
Oiler - January 6, 2013, 10:39 pm
You make some very funny posters Miss P...thanks for many chuckles
GaryO - January 6, 2013, 9:26 pm
Song....now stuck in head
EmilioDumphque - January 6, 2013, 7:30 pm
It's great for a snack, It fits on your back...


JOY BUZZERS -


TAGS: sneaky toys sean
Rating: 4.42/5

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Sean - May 2, 2011, 2:40 pm
I buy them in bulk ... who am I kidding? *sigh* Hey! Any a yous want a free joy buzzer? I bought ten and I still have a few, or 8, left.


PEZ - Just like toy story they come alive, watch out.


TAGS: pez collection toy story funny
Rating: 4.3/5

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Derek - June 9, 2011, 7:49 pm
Created EBay, they did.


KITTEN CHEW TOYS - There was pure genius in these life-like dogs.




GROWING UP POOR -




ANGER -


TAGS: anger kids toys
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Jjonzz

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 13, 2009, 10:36 pm
I love that there's an anger bucket out there. I want one.


TOYOTA -


TAGS: i luv my toy
Rating: 2.93/5

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TOYOTA SEPPUKU - Next time you will check the brakes before you ship...oh wait...this is Japan...not big on "next time" over there!


TAGS: toyota seppuku
Rating: 2.75/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 5, 2010, 10:16 pm
YEP, i went new car shopping @ the toyota dealership as a joke. they wouldn't even come out to the lot. They just flipped my off from the lobby. EVERYTHING ON THE LOT IS RECALLED.


LEGO BOWSER - The badass of Toy town




TOYOTA EXECUTIVES - WHY SOOO SERIOUS? HAW-HAW!! Yes, that elevators going down.




KAZOO TRUMPET - You know you want one.


TAGS: toy kazoo trumpet instruments weird
Rating: 2.05/5

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Sean - December 6, 2008, 1:58 am
Dammit. I hate it when Casper is right.


TOYOTA HILUX "OLLA E' PRESION EDITION" - La que se mete.... afloja!


TAGS: toyota hilux
Rating: 1.66/5

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Nicoletoz - May 6, 2008, 10:26 pm
ni siquiera es gracioso man.


Memories -


TAGS: memory childhood toys
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 2, 2016, 11:10 pm
Yes! Until your ears ring!!
Bandit5906 - October 2, 2016, 7:58 pm
Me too Silverheart! Rock against rock, though!
Silverheart - October 2, 2016, 2:06 pm

Ring caps, good. Roll caps, gooder. A roll of roll caps, a rock against concrete and I was set.
MissPriss - October 2, 2016, 11:58 am
Have the scar to prove I had a great childhood. A toothpick small pebble and my finger...pow memories lol.
JesusWept - October 2, 2016, 11:06 am
I once set fire to a whole pack deliberately. Oh, memories :D
Aurielius - October 2, 2016, 10:27 am
I even remember the day my spare rings caught fire in my book bag while at school. chuckles.


Caffeine -


TAGS: no stuffed toy is safe
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

concern3 - June 30, 2017, 9:35 am
that must be cola laced with drugs ("moloko plus")UP yours
mizzdizz - June 30, 2017, 8:41 am
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I know someone that you don't want to be anywhere near him when he's been chugging those high octane energy drinks! Good one, Yuk-yuk! ^!


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